Honestly, I think I'm just surprised that he's not a more accomplished hypocrite. Like, I have no trouble believing that he's that hateful, but I guess I thought that by his sixties, a career politician would have had to find a more sophisticated, less obvious way of being an asshole. Or that he'd make his stupid…

Also, did you seriously just assume that because I think it's shitty to make fun of overweight people, I must myself be overweight, sedentary and "complaining about a lack of plus sizes"? That's…interesting.

LOL, if you'll look through my history you'll see I'm a professional personal trainer, but thanks for the unsolicited lecture.

“Oh, there’s your date for tonight,” he would say to male members of his traveling crew when they spied a chunky lady on the street.

Yep, when they say pants "show more" they're basically referring the the fact that if a female wears pants you can tell that she possesses a crotch. The entire area where the legs meet the torso is verboten.

Plus their house is a "church" so they don't pay taxes.

Yep, people are always all "well as long as they can take care of all those kids, oh well, it's her life"…well, she doesn't take care of them. She makes her elder daughters take care of them. She's pregnant as often as possible because she claims that God only gifts the very specialest, best Christians with lots of…

This why I seriously go back and forth on the whole issue of her age. Like, she looks much older and I want to believe she's older. But then her mental age is clearly like...yeah, twelve. A twelve that's watched way too much bad porn.

He wasn't a big-name actor by any means. When they made headlines because he was a fifty-year-old marrying a sixteen-year-old, it was mostly just like "that actor that was the evil prison guard in the Green Mile married a sixteen-year-old." And then it really ramped up when they did that interview where she was…

When I was newly 21 and going clubbing a lot, a guy walked up to me while I was sitting alone at a table waiting for my friends to come back and went, kind of aggressively, "You look like you're having a good time." I didn't know why he was talking to me, but sure, I was having a pretty good night, so I just smiled…

Was this a girl who was also part of your group or just some random stranger? Anyway, I'm sure that especially in a hushed situation like a movie, she didn't want to risk making a scene and possibly having the guy flip and start yelling or otherwise draw attention to them. But hell yeah, if it's obviously creepy…

Christina Aguilera's "Woo Hoo" remains the best oral sex song.

We made no-bake cookies. Yeah.

With this approach, you could be a great domme for a certain stripe of customer.

All the other problems with their app aside, what guys like this consistently fail to realize is that beautiful girls have no shortage of men willing to take them to dinner. Like, they're not so hard up that if you dangle a meal at a nice restaurant in front of them they'll accept.

I mean, if you set out to buy a prostitute, you'll get a prostitute. I'm not saying that to be judgmental, because I'm not anti-sex work. But if you have to buy a girl "presents" in exchange for every date or otherwise keep up a steady stream of material offerings in order for her to associate with you, that's no…

Once you've mussed up his fluffy Pantene hair a bit, so would I. =D

Sully is much less rugged-looking now that I'm an adult.

As a personal trainer, co-signed. Not everyone with a body like hers naturally has that body with no effort, but not everyone who works out and eats right can GET that body, either. I'm naturally small-waisted and don't carry much weight in my torso, so I usually have good abs even when I'm a little fluffy about the…

I liked it the best of the episodes so far, but I still feel like the team kind of sucks for a team that's supposed to be part of an elite organization. Ward and May are the only ones who are competent in a fight, and in this episode May ignores Coulson's order and goes happy-assholing along to confront Amador alone…