“I got the best Tebow, this is a real good Tebow.”

If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...

Gah. That’s awful. Honestly, the kids being miserably sick is one of the most stressful things for me as a parent. The waiting for the next wave of vomit to arrive (at 4am). The absolute inability to do much to make them feel better at that moment. Not wanting to catch it myself and become part of the problem.

Gawker’s new owner wearing a Puma shirt:

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

yeah it was wildly inconsistent...exhibit A being the Rendon strikeout that he was thrown out for arguing. Both teams were victims of bad calls tonight, not just the team that ended up losing

I was there tonight (and the whole homestand!) and we went bonkers when he did this interview. The cheers were just as loud for “kiss my ass” as for the hit itself. Love this team right now!

“Begging the question” is a great analogue to “burying the lede.” Every time I hear either, I just hear “I heard a smart person say this, and I hope it means what I assumed.”

Sometimes the worst punishment is not prison. Don’t get me wrong, a six months sentence was far too kind, but I think it’s not the only punishment a person can endure, and right now his life is ruined. His family is ruined financially and they’re asking for money to cover their attorneys, he can’t do what he loves…

While naked.

Well, it sounds like it could result in viewership and injury —

...so I assume the NFL is already planning on this.

What friend? My only passenger is in the back seat with their head out the window.

“Game of Thrones is stupid.”

Buying some much larger hats and helmets should be the first step.

Two old white dudes screaming at each other about something that 94% of the population either doesn’t understand or doesn’t give a shit about.

One observation about that. The couple did not get pregnant. The woman did. I hate that “we’re pregnant” shit. She’s pregnant. He’s not.

She’s with an adult man wearing a backwards cap and carrying a baseball glove. That would be reason enough.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.