And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

If you don’t go for the flannels, then you have to go for umbro shorts, hypercolor shirts, and Eastland boots. I can’t think of a more early ‘90s outfit than that.

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Man, if only Dabo knew what it was like to use football to create opportunities for himself...If he had, oh i don’t know, played college ball then maybe he might actually have some experience from which to speak. Or if he had worked his way up through the coaching ranks maybe?

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

Is this a man thing? My husband paces so much while on the phone I worry he is going to wear the finish off of the floor. I make one call a week - to my parents, but I sit on the couch for the entire hour we talk (unless I get up to get something related to the conversation - say a book or something).

What is this magical nacho place in Maryland? I might risk driving in that state for those deliciously sounding treats.

MD sure looks like MA when the Orioles are hosting the Sox, though.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Right, like he ever told Austin Rivers to cut that shit out...but annoying as that is, that’s not really what bothers me. Could you imagine what Coach K would do if another coach tried to say anything to Grayson Allen? Especially if it was “quit fucking tripping my guys before somebody blows out a knee or ankle?”

More laym than dumb

The whole “ZOMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?” thing is so fucking overplayed. First of all, has anyone cited any evidence that banning the product in stadiums will reduce its use among kids? Second, is the law also going to ban spitting, cursing, bunting with the pitcher on deck, grabbing your crotch, and being Rich…

Does any group ‘profession drop’ as much as lawyers? There’s no fucking way some other guy would write in ‘My office of engineers....’ Or ‘My office of Realtors....’

Yeah, I don’t get this disgust. My toothbrush is, at most, four feet from the toilet at any given moment.

Izzy Alcantara knows what’s up.

In the comfort of my own home, I have broadcasted myself peeing on a conference call due to some mute button confusion because I am an adult.

As long as it doesn’t actively smell like shit at the time, I will give a guy a pass for brushing his teeth in the bathroom. It’s what we do at home, and some folks don’t have easy access to another option while at work.

Adults who go to Disney without kids are the real weirdos.