If they worked for us instead of against us, they would have nothing to fear. These people should be taking PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION to work in order to better understand those they serve. They serve the rich, so they HIDE from the people.

Elon Musk’s life is like a bad Vincent Price movie. Just an observation...

Chocolate is just so much better warm, if not hot. If you want chocolate and ice cream, put some vanilla ice cream on a nice fudge brownie that’s still warm from the oven. 

I look forward to the day that this clown gets a visit from karma. The only kitchen he belongs in has a Salvation Army sign out front.

Hawaiian pizza was invented by a guy in Montreal, just so you know.

Maybe it has something to do with chocolate producers gradually replacing cocoa butter with vegetable oil (Hershey, e.g.), rendering the finished product less palatable but more profitable. 

I believe him. Just look at the man’s FACE. 

Ever since the “self-driving” concept became a selling point I’ve been holding out for a car like the ones in Woody Allen’s “Sleeper”. Now THAT’S cruising in style...

NOW we know how Taylor Swift made it to the Stupor Bowl.

Maybe that’s the root cause of the silly walks. 

Just give me a minute to dig out my fiberglass pants.

Bullets are expensive. The memo said that neck-kneeling is moe efficient.

It’s a lot of WORK to catch kids on dirt bikes. So much easier to arrest somebody else...or just have some more coffee.

I heard Putin did some backing vocals. Eager to hear THAT.

Four quart Hobart mixer? Are you SURE you don’t mean four GALLON? Four quart is a KitchenAid.

After Deepwater Horizon, anyone who eats anything from out of that water is a fool. 

So, who plays Peter Tosh, or does he even get mentioned? Thanks for letting me know to avoid this drivel.

EVERYTHING came from China, and it STILL DOES.

The best ketchup is no longer in production. Sir Kensington got bought out and euthanized in the name of corporate profit. RIP.

I guess that judge was right in denying Musk that big payout. Maybe he should start paying BACK some of his ill-gotten booty...