Don’t smoke them, either.

This reminds me of that joke about someone’s mother serving leftovers for 40 years, and there having never been an actual initial “meal”.

Why is the chorus to “Mother’s Little Helper” running through my head?

The ghost of Elvis says the missing ingredient is bananas.

One day he’s going to eat a moderate portion of healthy food and immediately keel over stone cold dead.

My parents had a policy that I had to finish what was “on my plate” before I could have anything else. This included foods I hated. Sometimes I would be presented with the same stuff for several meals in a row until I found a way to either hide it or choke it down. After the second try, no reheating, either. Ever have…

The only solution is GUNS. Ask any Republican.

When they run out of comic book nonsense to make movies out of, do we get stuck with a “universe” of movies about children’s books like “See Spot Run”?

How many Ukrainians per mile?

The word is “wattle”. “Waddle” is something a duck does, or a noted NFL player. Details are important. 

We should put Musk in a “nearly airless tube”, and leave him there. 

Drinking is a SPORT in Wisconsin. Drunk driving is the norm. I lived there for many years, and I know. For the record, I’ve been in EIGHT car accidents, and I was a passenger in all of them. I’ll never forget the time we had to stop six times on the way back to Oshkosh from a Brewer game so that the driver could…

“Bouys”? Spell check not working today?

The key to good food is simple- quality ingredients prepared in the proper fashion. Sadly, quality ingredients are more expensive, and it’s also cheaper to “cut corners” in terms of processing them. Attention to detail takes time and focus, and these things also cost money. Thus, as always, if you want it done RIGHT,…

There’s another term that you may be unfamiliar with that covers the gradual decline in quality of anything and everything produced by the corporate World- enshittification. We can thank the Supreme Court for granting corporations the level of sovereignty they needed to inflict this upon us.

If it’s Roseanne Barr, it probably isn’t a clone.

Regulations and safety standards are such annoying things, to say nothing of the ridiculous pressure they put on those simply trying to make a dollar. Good thing we have Republicans to save us from insidious nonsense like this. Everyone should be free to do what they want in the Land of the Free, right?/s

I’m waiting for McDonalds to get brave and introduce a breakfast sandwich that includes a fertilized egg, called the “McFetus”. The uproar would be truly hilarious.

Where exactly IS it designed to work, aside from the vast echo chamber that is Elon Musk’s ego?

Big deal. Vodka makes me wake up in strange places...like jail.