If the Republicans were smart, they’d nominate Nikki Haley. Fortunately for the American People, Republicans are FAR from smart, so they’ll pick the same LOSER once again, with predictable results. Why did we even have PRIMARIES this time? Fundraising? The outcome was clear on both sides from Day One...

Things like this are why I stay well stocked. A temporary shortage is no concern, because I am the Duke of Oil...

Since the majority of Asians are lactose intolerant (how often do you see any dairy on a Chinese menu?), I have to wonder how a pizza joint could survive in that part of the World without resorting to regional flavors and ingredients like this. Then again, I’ve always wondered how McDonalds could exist in a place like…

Where’s Harold Stassen when we need him? Oh, yeah...RIP.

The Red-Headed Woodpecker (also know as the “flying checkerboard”) is one of the four species in this country that stash food to eat later.

Politicians often seem like they’re something other than human, and I’m not referring to their appearance. Then again, there IS the case of Ted Cruz...

Boomers would drive Pontiacs if such a thing still existed.

I’m a fan of forked potatoes, despite the inherent hassle. Get some baby spuds, parboil them and allow to cool slightly. Peel off skin and, using a fork, make grooves in them. From there, you apply oil in a method of your choice and roast them gently until they become crunchy, caramelized chunks of BLISS.

I use Instacart, so I do it solely by proxy. 

Am I alone in being completely sick of “back in the day”? At best, you come off as ignorant when you say that. How hard is it to be broadly specific, “back in the 20th Century” e.g.? 

I’m trying to create the perfect frico Brussels sprout, using olive oil, fresh garlic and parmesan. I suspect that I’ll never get there, but failure can be very TASTY.

It wasn’t Seinfeld, it was Christine McVie.

Proofreading is truly a lost art.

The poor man. I’m sure that some generous corporate interests will help him out. And then there are the Harlan Crows of the World...

Better yet- cage match, pay per view. Budget deficit? WHAT budget deficit? 

Time for Johnson to step in and catch a good shot right in the...johnson. I’ve seen this before in more than one tavern...

Wing and a PRAYER, no doubt.

I wonder who PAYS for all of this. The average person, deing unable to AFFORD a private plane, won’t get into scrapes like this, so why should they have to help pay to rescue the entitled asshole? 

I send emails, but nobody replies. No typing after death?

I felt that it would be a far better film if it contained even one sympathetic character, but I guess that was part of the overall point being made.