I once lived in a rooming house, on the second floor with a kitchen and bath shared with two other guys. There was a two bedroom apartment downstairs, and they also had access to the bathroom and kitchen. So that I could keep some beer in the fridge for after work, I bought a small metal tackle box and a padlock for…

You’re welcome to try this at my house. It could save me a considerable amount on dog food for that month.

I can proudly say that I have never watched so much as a minute of “Friends” in my life. From everything I have read and heard, I missed exactly nothing.

So, the people who are being systematically eliminated don’t count? WAKE UP. This time the Jews are the Nazis.

The same could be said about the situation in Ukraine, if you want to take the cynical asshole route to its logical end. So what if they have to give up their land? Are you familiar with the term GENOCIDE, you utter jackass? These people are fighting BACK. Israel intends to treat them like we did the indigenous…

Time for all those “right to Life” people to step up and ADOPT like there’s no tomorrow. 

Clever solution. The suicide pill.

Mine isn’t a fear, but rather a loathing born of too many Friday nights spent sweating over a bank of deep fryers, only to have to strain, clean and rotate them once the rush was over. A loathing of that SMELL that lingered in my very skin for several showers, or so it seemed. Ever use a pressure fryer? I did that,…

This is what politics really is. No leadership, just naked greed.

I can’t wait for this clown’s skeletons to start emerging from his undoubtedly well-stocked closet. One look at him tells me that he has dirty laundry stacked up to the ceiling in there...

We eat too much sodium already in this country. SHOOT MORE HEROIN, TOO.

Your way is also a lot healthier. When you deep fry, those oils start breaking down into carcinogens pretty much the moment you get up to temp. Sure, you can probably have “healthy” fried chicken, provided you’re ready to use an absurd amount of oil that you will then discard after using it the ONE time. A crunch…

I think I’ll just keep using the “method of Loki” instead. It may not work quite as well, but it’s a lot more fun, albeit EVIL.

He probably hired some “help” for the occasion. Possibly even over 18...

Is it just me, or does he look like a complete PEDOPHILE? 

That happened to me just the other day. This is my story, and I am sticking to it...

That happened to me just the other day. This is my story, and I am sticking to it...

“You don’t need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt...what you need is a CURVEBALL...”

Was someone at Good Meat watching “Five Easy Pieces”? Remember “give me a chicken salad sandwich, hold the chicken”? 

My grandmother used to use onion skins and vinegar to make “golden” eggs for me when I was a small child. Natural is always better, and using something that normally gets thrown away is the icing on the proverbial gateau.