“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” - Kris Kristofferson

It says a LOT about their marriage that those letters still existed for her to find.

We’re taliking BUTTERHEAD lettuce here. Liz Truss has nothing on him. As for Johnson, he IS one...

Since all the GOP house “leadership” seems interested in accomplishing is kicking the proverbial can down the road, they should pick Emmer. He undoubtedly learned a LOT about that very thing from his mentor Tim Pawlenty. They have some more can-kicking coming up shortly, as I recall. Or do they shut the government…

It was all on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Talking smack to armed people is seldom a wise move, whether they have the legal right to arrest you or not. I’ve seen it many times, and every time I wonder the same thing: Who exactly is this idiot trying to impress? Himself? 

If we ignore him, maybe he will go away. The first step would be to stop giving him money by using his products instead of just complaining about them. I did, and you can, too. The World will taste much better if you stop kissing his ass every day...

If the GOP nominate Haley, she’ll be our first female President. Since they are the GOP, they will probably pick Trump instead, and Biden will win again.

There has to be a little bit of charm, or the victim won’t let them get close enough to get hurt. Look at any politician...

Is she choking on a lemon?

I have the solution, the one person who BEST represents what the GOP truly stands for- George Santos for Speaker!

One thing I’ve learned about a pumpkin is this: if you throw one up in the air, it comes down SQUASH.

Basically the only thing we humans do that IS good for the environment is the nourishment we provide after death, and we even manage to screw THAT up with our insane obsession with preserving (via toxic chemicals) the empty shell that was once a person. Why do we do this? Because the invisible man in the sky says to,…

Someone should introduce her to David Lynch. She might wind up with an actual CAREER in film.

No, we’re talking about people being exploited. Many of the workers involved are immigrants who aren’t told anything about the hazards of the materials or offered any protective gear. I suppose the fact that some of them are undocumented makes it okay, right? I think you have something backwards. Employers have a…

Given what we know now about Hugh Hefner, I submit that the magazine should really have been called “Voyeur”. Just another relic that some of us never outgrew.

There are also reports that producing the quartz countertops causes an incurable, fatal disease in workers who inhale the dust while cutting the material to size, so there is the small matter of social responsibility.

The problems that most people have with slicing things on the slicer almost always stem from the machine itself. Many people don’t realize that it’s possible (and wise) to sharpen the beast every so often. When you don’t, things like half-inch thick pieces of corned beef wind up on someone’s sandwich. The claim is…

They copied The Sopranos on this, too, only a season earlier.

As many guns as there are in this country, it is completely impossible that nobody has shot one of these things yet. Thus, they are a myth. Maybe something like this roamed our forests at one time, but if so, where are the BONES? Don’t tell me...the unicorns use them to clean their hooves.