I think you should call it “beurre beige”, since it looks a bit tanned to me. 

Vidal was right. Those interested in running for office should be barred from doing so. These are very much the people our parents warned us about, or at least we should have been warned.

Fear is a colossal waste of time, except in the context of accessing adrenalin so you can overpower that guy with the axe or dodge the school bus. It’s largely useless if you simply plan your day wisely. 

One person’s “compost fodder” is another’s “perfect for pear cake”. At that stage they practically puree themselves, saving exertion while maximizing sweetness. Pear cake can be blissful, when prepeared properly. 

I guess we can save the Red Oak vs White Oak discussion for another day. Oak A, then...

Oh, ghee, I don’t know...

I’d take it a step further, and say that any well-equipped kitchen needs numerous thermometers. I like to put one in any box designed to maintain set temperatures, so one for each refrigerator or freezer compartment. Then we get to special cases. There are times when a candy thermometer is useful, and sometimes you…

My solution to overcrowding is simple. Anything that doesn’t get along with its neighbors gets HUNG. Kind of like Dodge City on a bad night...

I’ll take a santoku over a French knife every day, and twice on Sundays. The wider blade provides many advantages, including the ability to use the knife as a scoop. The most dangerous knife in the kit for the user? Boning knife, by far. Pay attention to what you’re doing when you use it, because you’ll wind up…

No “Message To Love”? Have you ever HEARD OF IT? That should be your #1. ELP’s first live appearrance EVER, plus Free, Tiny Tim, Jimi, the Doors and MUCH more. It’s the “anti-Woodstock”, worth watching for the drama alone. Joni Mitchell in tears? You bet. Not much peace and love here. Reality isn’t so pretty. Neither…

You’d think the actual cops would do something about this. Do they get a cut? It seems likely to me that SOMEBODY does. 

Have you TRIED lutefisk?

Who keeps their cinnamon rolls in water? No wonder you don’t care for them...

Sadly, he is no Gerald Ford.

Mixing chemicals is seldom a wise move. Don’t make “Do It Yourself” a case of “Doing IN Yourself”. 

“Facts are stupid things.” - Ronald Reagan

I’ll supply the ketchup. She’ll need several bottles to cover the flavor, I’d imagine.

“Over”? Hardly. The nightmare ends when we no longer pander to these “celebrities” who are famous only for being famous. Describe to me one valid thing that either of these people have actually ACHIEVED.

I was taught to monte with wine, but to each their own. Makes for a nice little scampi my way, though.

This clown is no Chef, speaking as one who spent decades in the industry. I wouldn’t hire him to wash dishes.