I can’t wait for this clown’s skeletons to start emerging from his undoubtedly well-stocked closet. One look at him tells me that he has dirty laundry stacked up to the ceiling in there...

We eat too much sodium already in this country. SHOOT MORE HEROIN, TOO.

Your way is also a lot healthier. When you deep fry, those oils start breaking down into carcinogens pretty much the moment you get up to temp. Sure, you can probably have “healthy” fried chicken, provided you’re ready to use an absurd amount of oil that you will then discard after using it the ONE time. A crunch…

I think I’ll just keep using the “method of Loki” instead. It may not work quite as well, but it’s a lot more fun, albeit EVIL.

He probably hired some “help” for the occasion. Possibly even over 18...

Is it just me, or does he look like a complete PEDOPHILE? 

That happened to me just the other day. This is my story, and I am sticking to it...

That happened to me just the other day. This is my story, and I am sticking to it...

“You don’t need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt...what you need is a CURVEBALL...”

Was someone at Good Meat watching “Five Easy Pieces”? Remember “give me a chicken salad sandwich, hold the chicken”? 

My grandmother used to use onion skins and vinegar to make “golden” eggs for me when I was a small child. Natural is always better, and using something that normally gets thrown away is the icing on the proverbial gateau.

“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” - Kris Kristofferson

It says a LOT about their marriage that those letters still existed for her to find.

We’re taliking BUTTERHEAD lettuce here. Liz Truss has nothing on him. As for Johnson, he IS one...

Since all the GOP house “leadership” seems interested in accomplishing is kicking the proverbial can down the road, they should pick Emmer. He undoubtedly learned a LOT about that very thing from his mentor Tim Pawlenty. They have some more can-kicking coming up shortly, as I recall. Or do they shut the government…

It was all on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Talking smack to armed people is seldom a wise move, whether they have the legal right to arrest you or not. I’ve seen it many times, and every time I wonder the same thing: Who exactly is this idiot trying to impress? Himself? 

If we ignore him, maybe he will go away. The first step would be to stop giving him money by using his products instead of just complaining about them. I did, and you can, too. The World will taste much better if you stop kissing his ass every day...

If the GOP nominate Haley, she’ll be our first female President. Since they are the GOP, they will probably pick Trump instead, and Biden will win again.

There has to be a little bit of charm, or the victim won’t let them get close enough to get hurt. Look at any politician...