Two people that grow gradually less appealing with time...or is it maturity?

“Neutral oil for frying”? How boring is THAT? How about some nice pecan oil instead? 

“Celebrity Chefs” are basically low budget politicians. Half of these people probably can’t even cook.

Those “healthy” bread sticks everyone hoovers down come out of the DEEP FRYER. 

You mean, like World War 3? This is a SMALL planet, son. Be careful what you wish for...

I can honestly say that I have never heard any of her music. I know better than to expect it to be something that I would enjoy simply because so many of you are shilling it so relentlessly. I learned a VERY long time ago that there is generally a huge difference between “popular” and “good”. Maybe I’m missing out. I…

Not in February, that’s for certain. 

She thinks hypocrisy is something doctors swear to.

When it comes to most types of home repair, my protocol is to find a pro to call.

Where the piece on how to properly brush your teeth? 

Gotta have more kids to rape, after all...

CEOs are part of our Patrician class of citizen, a completely useless group. Along with lead pipes, it was Patricians that brought Rome down. We are next...

“Believe what I tell you, not your lying eyes!”

Sure. Rote tasks that are mainly muscle memory go better with a little music, but when you have to concentrate it becomes time to turn that stuff off. When I ran kitchens, prep time called for some good tunes to keep the flow going, but once service began the music went off. 

“Lauren”? More like KAREN Boebert. Elected officials should be held to a higher standard, not given passes for childish behaviors.

Nice. I think I’d dust mine with a little turbinado before air frying them. Of course, I’d keep an eye out to avoid burning it, but at 300 degrees, I don’t see how it would be a huge issue. Add some immediate flavor and crunch with a little caramelized sugar. Turnovers can seem a little bland and doughy at times.

Just more evidence of how guns keep people safe. Police don’t really need a reason to shoot you, but drawing down on them pretty much FORCES them to shoot you. And this “sovereign citizen” nonsense? Only rich people can get away with horseshit like that...

Great idea. Let’s show up at the restaurant while the crew is still busy prepping for the dinner rush. The best cooks they have won’t be at work yet, and the ones working will be preoccupied with their prep list, so we’ll get substandard food. And those “early bird specials”? Yeah, let’s find out what they’re trying…

Someone is badly in need of a “blanket party”.

It’s pretty clear that this idiot hasn’t changed much. He should direct some of those opinions toward his OWN behavior for once...