The American Taliban at work. The only real difference is the headgear.

He should be rooming with Masterson.

The goal is to learn the material, otherwise you wouldn’t be in the class. Jjust another example of “shortcuts” being a bad idea. Particularly in higher education, where you are PAYING for this knowledge, it simply makes no sense. Rote learning will also never be a valid substitute for comprehension. It may get you a…

The Packers are looking like geniuses right now. Bold prediction: Aaron Rodgers never plays another snap in the NFL. 

You could just commit a felony. They’d never bother you again...

Since THC stays in your system for a matter of WEEKS, how exactly do we determine that someone is “driving stoned”? I’m reminded of the old Steve Martin “Let’s Get Small” routine. 

“Pro-Life”, you say? So, how many have you adopted so far?

Insurance on a car like that must be utterly absurd, or do the ridiculously rich just eat the loss in cases like this? 

Are you kidding? The show was basically FOREPLAY. That said, my GF at the time and I concluded that Season 2 went too far for us, so we turned it off and went back to our old methods.

The secret to a truly tasty PBJ is using more than two pieces of bread. Three is generally optimal, but four can be awesome if you have thinly sliced bread. You simply alternate layers of PB and J, then squash the whole thing down as needed to fit into your mouth. Why is this better? Try it and find out...

Pelosi is actually a year older than Sanders.

Masterson should have used some Cruise Control.

Also bad- the ceiling above your bed. The 70's were a LONG time ago, and besides, it might fall on your head.

Button? I just jaywalk. Crosswalks are an inconvenience, anyway. I suspect that the odds of being hit by a car remain the same either way, and depend more upon YOUR vigilance that anything else. The only exception is huge, multi-lane crossings which don’t exist where I currently reside. Maybe I’ll play the crosswalk…

Anyone caught eating while driving should have their license revoked permanently. Too many people die on our roads every year, primarily due to the actions of stupid, selfish idiots who aren’t paying proper attention to what they are doing. 

All “characters” aside, Nichelle Nichols is by far the COOLEST person to ever be involved with the franchise. Runner up is Nimoy, of course...

Actually, Pelosi is a year older.

They should ALL go away. We’re being PLAYED by these people and their insistence that this two party system is the only way. We DESPERATELY need more options. What we have is no democracy. It’s like getting a choice between a punch in the jaw and a kick in the balls. “Lesser of two evils” is still an EVIL. We deserve…

Why is this a surprise? He’s probably quite pleasant to those he doesn’t plan to RAPE.

The media keep yawping about how there has “never been an insurrection”, but there HAS, and I submit that the precedent for what to do with these people lies RIGHT THERE. It occurred in 1859, and the man behind it reached the end of his rope (literally) on December 2nd of that year. What was good enough for John Brown…