...and now they are suing her. Was this why they went there in the first place? 

Musk has about as much luck being clever as he does trying to be cool. He’s like the villain in an incredibly poorly written action movie. All that’s missing is some sort of visible physical deformity, but I guess in his case the blemish is strictly internal. I look forward to chuckling at his next self-inflicted…

I’ll never forget the time the sous chef looked down the line during a massive rush, and announced, “It’s medium rare in here.” Hydration isn’t optional in those settings. I used to down at two full pitchers of water on shifts like that, but never had to go to the bathroom. Great way to lose a hangover in a hurry,…

North Carolina Republicans are among the least ethical creatures on the face of the Earth. Lampreys with legs would be a good representation...

Any job you are doing is worth doing well, for the simple fact that it is you doing it. If nothing else, you develop self respect by accomplishing things, but you are also “building your brand”. Anyone who aspires to be known as a slacker or a fool may wish to examine their priorities. Thinking about “quiet quitting”?…

Here’s mine: panko breadcrumbs have all of the flavor and nutritional content of the box they came in. You may just as well eat THAT. For the record, I was once physically assaulted for expressing this opinion in public. Fortunately for me, I was wearing a motorcycle helmet at the time. True story...

Careful, they might get “woke” if you turn up the racism TOO loud. Then they instantly become Democrats...

Lesson #7- your oven will never be hot enough, unless it’s specifically made to cook pizzas in. Around 900 degrees is optimal, in my experience.

Every time I get some bananas I tell myself that I’m going to make the Elvis Special, and every time I find a way to chicken out. Maybe I need to rope someone else into joining me, to make it harder to back out...

Bruce Sprinsteen never eats anything after 4 pm. While I’m not a huge fan, I think he’s on to something. Why load up on calories a relatively short time before bed? That’s a good way to put on weight, particularly as you get older. 

More ways to damage the environment with this arrogant horse5h1t. Is this a race to destroy the only planet we can live on? There is truly no limit to our stupidity...

For topical relief of feeling overheated, I developed a little trick in my days as a line cook. Take a hand towel, dampen it, and put it on a tray (or whatever) in your refrigerator. When you feel overheated, pull it out and wipe your face and neck with it. Refreshing. Good idea to rinse that towel out every few…

Kind of like Elon Musk. Richest man in the World, but what does he really have? 

Could it simply be that there IS no “right”? Did we learn nothing from poutine?

I’m trying to imagine someone with deeper self-loathing than a “Black Republican”. Jewish Nazi, maybe? How do you get through Life hating the face in the mirror? 

She just ruined MY breakfast. That FACE...

Nothing at all new here. I worked with a guy years ago who told me all about his exploits boosting cars as a teenager back in the ‘90's. The only real difference is that he never got caught doing it. Teenagers (particularly innocent-looking white ones) are useful for all sorts of criminal enterprises because they…

Why should anyone care about Florida? Anyone who chooses to live there need show no more evidence of their insanity. Let lying dogs sleep.

Imagine living near a factory farm that produces pigs or chickens, and what happens to all of that WASTE when the place gets flooded. This is reality for many in the Southeast. In Texas and Louisiana, it would be more a matter of petrochemical plants and THEIR waste. Which would you prefer? Before long we will all…

I lived in the city for many years. Now I live in a forest. You can’t even see my house from the air due to the canopy of branches. Never going back...not even to visit. Give everyone my regards.