Not this year. The Georgia peach crop got decimated by climate change related weather extremes, and I don’t do California peaches. Too far away for them to be worth eating by the time they get here, no matter the shipping method. Maybe folks of the Worst Coast can get into this, but not me...not this year.

Sure...Spacey can do a film with Johnny Depp. Have Roman Polanski direct, and get Marilyn Manson for the soundtrack. 

So, we charge them on the one hand and subsidize them on the other, when we SHOULD be removing the subsidy and banning all such activity on OUR land. All this is going to do is raise prices for the consumer. It won’t change anything else. Business as usual. Nothing to see here...

Maybe he’s finally being crushed by the weight of all that evil.

It’s like that “Figure 8" at the demo derby. COOL....

If there is any alien species out there with the technology to visit this planet, they would also undoubtedly have the intelligence to avoid us like the plague that we are.

Be sure you have the right rum. A chef I worked with was giving a presentation of Bananas Foster for a group of children, and he made a huge deal of the big flame that was about to appear. Sadly for him, the bartender had given him 80 proof rum, so there was no hint of any flame. He came stomping back into the kitchen…

“Racism” is just a subterfuge. The rich and corporate need to keep us common folk at each other’s throats, lest we all get together to end their control over our very existence. At the end of the day, we are all one species, and far more alike than many, at that. Charlatans seek to divide us by pointing out the very…

I don’t eat the stuff, but the mice in my basement seem to prefer that stuff with the palm oil in it, probably because it doesn’t dry out as readily.

They should find a nice, cozy cell for that prosecutor for the next decade or so.

We no longer have anyone to vote for in any major race, only those to vote AGAINST. No wonder we wind up with “leaders” we don’t want...

Just think- if this were a Muslim nation we would not have this problem. Is the Koran more merciful than the Bible? Isn’t it the same invisible being in the sky in both cases? The Talmud also has no issue with necessary abortion...and atheists such as myself generally support the rights of women, at least as regards…

Anyone who persists in an athletic “career” after a near-death experience like this is a fool. Even worse if they are already filthy rich. So much for Dad’s dream of being NBA team-mates. If he wants his kid to see age 25, he’d be wise to advise him to shut it down, and just be a college student. There are PLENTY of…

What happened to “right to life”? I guess that shit ends at BIRTH, huh? Very well. then. That sword can cut both ways...

For the World’s richest man, Musk gets told “No” a lot. What actual good is all that loot? He’ll never be cool, and now everybody knows...

Yet another example of the difference between “popular” and “good”. I think the last time that applied to music in this country was around 1971.

First he needs treatment for alcoholism, then the anger issues. Lucky for him he has a job that will allow for all that time sitting in sessions. Recovery is a full time job, even if you’re only pretending, which is what I’d expect this clown to do next. Then again, he can probably find a way to buy his way out of…

His lawyer insists that a man named Jeckyll was actually driving at the time.

I think we should all flip him the bird any time we see him, just for being a twit.

Nah. What do they have that we need? Let them go, and they can take Texas and Florida with them. They’ll come crawling back when the first hurricane hits, anyway...