I feel very sad for Roman Pacino. How old will the poor kid be when Dad dies? This is pretty sick, if you ask me. 

Maybe this clown will finally find his way into that prison cell that he so richly deserves. Wouldn’t he be an interesting cellmate for Trump? 

Marketing. Ever have Chilean Sea Bass? Funny...there is NO SUCH FISH. What you ate was Patagonian Toothfish (or possibly Antarctic Toothfish). Tasty, wasn’t it?

How do we accomplish that? There ARE no consequences for these people.  

See also “religious freedom”, which can only apply to THEIR religion. No Satanists or Zoroastrians need apply...

It’s unfortunate that her mother didn’t have an abortion when she had the chance.

Can it learn to make “Eggs Erroneous”?

“Grimace” is what I do if anyone suggests eating their crap, purple or not.

Republicans fear abortion because they know where they would be were it made retroactive.

Maybe we should just stop categorizing people. Some would call this practice “prejudice”. Do YOU fit neatly into any category? REALLY?

Zero to county jail in under six seconds.

Somebody lined their pockets. Usually there’s a CEO behind problems like this. In the corporate World, there’s a reverse correlation between salary and actual work performed that eventually topples most empires.

In my experience, pretty much any prepared salad can benefit from the addition of pepperoncini brine, with mayo or without. I never throw that stuff out. Another good one is preserved lemon brine.

“Don’t ever feed wildlife.” Sorry, but some of us enjoy feeding the various species of birds that frequent our back yards. Some even enjoy feeding the various rodents, such as chipmunks and squirrels. The World isn’t the tidy, sterile place you seem to crave. If you dislike nature, move to the city. That said, you did…

If we had more than two viable options, we wouldn’t have nonsense like this. We’re being PLAYED, and both “sides” are complicit in it. Why? POWER.

She could turn him into a toad, but that would be kind of redundant.

Never heard of Crystal, huh? Your loss...

They can all move to Texas and Florida and then secede, as far as I’m concerned. Of course, they’d coming crawling back for help the moment the first hurricane or cold snap hit, but it would be fun to laugh at their inept attempts at self-governance in the interim.

The key is to avoid giving these people ANY excuse to “stand their ground”. They live primarily on hatred and fear, so give them plenty of space to vent all their bullshit or they are highly likely to start reaching for firearms to “defend their freedom”. My solution is to JUST STAY HOME. My neighbors know of me as…

At least you have more than two choices, at least in spirit. Down here we’re stuck with a coin flip that they have the GALL to call “democracy”. The lesser of two evils is still an evil, and it’s well past time to end this little game of theirs. I believe that not only are both parties COMPLICIT in this scheme to take…