Funny Or Really Dumb?

Locate the men’s room from anywhere inside the front door strictly by aroma.

I think that anyone running for any office higher than dog catcher should be required to wear big shoes and a red rubber nose at all times so that everyone is clear on who and what they are. 

She’ll undoubtedly try to appeal to the sense of humor that they do not possess. I hope they pistol whip her a few times...

I think Harold Stassen just rolled over in his grave.

So, then the police would have shot her instead.

Karen Zimmerman. History repeats itself because nobody listens the first time...or the second.

I believe the correct term is “skank”.

Neither side wants the other to succeed, which is one of the myriad reasons we need more than two options. Funny how we persist in clinging to failed binary reasoning in this case, despite overwhelming evidence that the reality isn’t like that. We deserve more than the “lesser of two evils”, but that’s all the current…

He would make a very interesting cellmate for Donald Trump, wouldn’t he? 

This is why you have a dog. “Pre-clean”, then wash.

I want an obit like Ambrose Bierce’s. History is unclear on when exactly he passed on, amid murky circumstances. It could be argued that he still walks among us...

I feel deeply sorry for all the people who still use ANY of this stuff. It can only get worse from here. Get out while you can.

Sure. All you need is that picture of Trump as Rambo.

There needs to be more analysis of the damage that all this reckless rocket launching is doing to our atmosphere. Once again, we’re wrecking our only home based on a pipe dream about living elsewhere. Okay, so you get to Mars, Quade. What are you going to DRINK, let alone breathe? Just another example of the…

Most of the money he’s making not playing basketball is going to wind up in other peoples’ pockets. My advice to him is to get a vasectomy TOMORROW.

Why does it remind me of a Fiero? Is it the apparent lack of hauling capacity?

Or “free market” economies. Our descendants will pay for our greed and stupidity, provided there even ARE any.

“I don’t wanna pickle.” - Arlo Guthrie

A step in the right direction. Isn’t it odd that we still cling to this BINARY nonsense in our politics, even as we acknowledge that WE ARE NOT BUILT THAT WAY?