Was that a wheat field or a WEED field? I live in NC, and this AIN’T wheat country. Tobacco, collards, even broccoli, but I’ve never seen a wheat field here. Makes more sense, anyway...

The Gods have spoken to me. They demand a sacrifice. The orange one called “Trump” must be thrown into the chasm AT ONCE, or this eruption will devour us ALL.

For some, “playing dumb” isn’t an act. This is common among politicians, particularly those who claim to be conservative. For those who are curious why so many clearly unelectable people run for office, it might have something to do with them being able to pay themselves a SALARY out of campaign contributions…

Not even with caramelized onions?

Any life form advanced enough to get here from another solar system would be far too intelligent to ever get mixed up with the likes of us. We are a dangerous, violent, ill-mannered species that simply has nothing to offer them. Suppose they DID land, and followed the cliche by asking to be taken to “our leader”.…

I’m going to assume that you have no deer in your neighborhood. Around here, pretty much anything under 4 feet tall gets eaten.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we had more options than these fascist freaks or the woefully inept “Democrats? Funny how we haven’t quite figured out that our politics need to be nonbinary, too. The solution to partisan gridlock is more choices. In some places, that’s known as “democracy”.

Tunnel vision and a singleminded focus work best for me.

That would tend to imply that they are capable of reading. Let lying dogs sleep if they don’t want to be “woke”.

If they don’t wish to be “woke”, then let the lying dogs sleep. 

Bill Cosby.

You forgot Mel, the cook on “Alice”. Now THERE is a CHEF.

Golf courses in that part of the country should be required by law to be at least 80% “sand trap” in order to match the local environment, and the conventional “lawn” should be strictly illegal.

Including YOU, it would appear. There is no excuse for childish nonsense like that. I hope that you have grown up since. I would have fired you in a second...

Anyone who tampers with someone else’s food should be given a few years in a 6x8 to reflect on their stupidity. Have we all forgotten “The Golden Rule”?

We need to acknowledge the fact that a fairly large percentage of our population are racist assholes who would welcome the return of slavery and feudalism. They are the ones screaming about guns keeping them safe, even as they make all of us LESS so. At least with the rise of this MAGA nonsense, they’ve been…

We are extremely fortunate that he wasn’t born here, and thus can’t be President. I wish that were true of Bezos and Zuckerberg. Will they run as Democrats or Republicans? Does it make a difference? If people will ley Musk put chips in their heads, there are certainly those among us who would VOTE for one of these…

Time for someone to get busy designing a Fremen stillsuit to preserve the middle class. And the poor? Doomed, as always.

Won’t they be surprised when they come out in IOWA?

The name probably comes from the odors that accumulate if you do it for too long.