Somebody lined their pockets. Usually there’s a CEO behind problems like this. In the corporate World, there’s a reverse correlation between salary and actual work performed that eventually topples most empires.

In my experience, pretty much any prepared salad can benefit from the addition of pepperoncini brine, with mayo or without. I never throw that stuff out. Another good one is preserved lemon brine.

“Don’t ever feed wildlife.” Sorry, but some of us enjoy feeding the various species of birds that frequent our back yards. Some even enjoy feeding the various rodents, such as chipmunks and squirrels. The World isn’t the tidy, sterile place you seem to crave. If you dislike nature, move to the city. That said, you did…

If we had more than two viable options, we wouldn’t have nonsense like this. We’re being PLAYED, and both “sides” are complicit in it. Why? POWER.

She could turn him into a toad, but that would be kind of redundant.

Never heard of Crystal, huh? Your loss...

They can all move to Texas and Florida and then secede, as far as I’m concerned. Of course, they’d coming crawling back for help the moment the first hurricane or cold snap hit, but it would be fun to laugh at their inept attempts at self-governance in the interim.

The key is to avoid giving these people ANY excuse to “stand their ground”. They live primarily on hatred and fear, so give them plenty of space to vent all their bullshit or they are highly likely to start reaching for firearms to “defend their freedom”. My solution is to JUST STAY HOME. My neighbors know of me as…

At least you have more than two choices, at least in spirit. Down here we’re stuck with a coin flip that they have the GALL to call “democracy”. The lesser of two evils is still an evil, and it’s well past time to end this little game of theirs. I believe that not only are both parties COMPLICIT in this scheme to take…

Funny Or Really Dumb?

Locate the men’s room from anywhere inside the front door strictly by aroma.

I think that anyone running for any office higher than dog catcher should be required to wear big shoes and a red rubber nose at all times so that everyone is clear on who and what they are. 

She’ll undoubtedly try to appeal to the sense of humor that they do not possess. I hope they pistol whip her a few times...

I think Harold Stassen just rolled over in his grave.

So, then the police would have shot her instead.

Karen Zimmerman. History repeats itself because nobody listens the first time...or the second.

I believe the correct term is “skank”.

Neither side wants the other to succeed, which is one of the myriad reasons we need more than two options. Funny how we persist in clinging to failed binary reasoning in this case, despite overwhelming evidence that the reality isn’t like that. We deserve more than the “lesser of two evils”, but that’s all the current…

He would make a very interesting cellmate for Donald Trump, wouldn’t he? 

This is why you have a dog. “Pre-clean”, then wash.