“Cost Trump”? Seriously? You know as well as I do that he will find others to pay it for him, just as he has ALL OF HIS LIFE. The only way this clown pays any ACTUAL dues is if someone manages to get close enough to punch his fucking lights out. Sadly, We The People will be paying for PREMIUM protection for this…

This is why Republicans are against abortion. They’re afraid that they’re killing us off too fast with all the guns and pollution. Bonus- more children to molest...

Biden’s soltion? AUTHORIZE MORE DRILLING. We are utterly FUCKED.

It’s just taking too damned long to pollute everything to the point where nothing can live there, so the corporations have changed strategies again. Remember Chernobyl and Fukushima? THEY don’t...

Do your research or you’ll be doing your own VENTING.

Can we get Al Franken instead? Some days I envy Ukraine. They saved their bacon by having the sense to elect a comedian. 

She wants everyone to stop yammering about guns and move on to IMPORTANT issues like Hunter Biden...

Certainly in the city. Parking one is like renting another apartment.

We are out of cream.

When you put the rock in the canoe, it raises the canoe’s displacement, which has greater effect due to larger surface area. It “punches above its weight”...

In the end, it was the cost of keeping them stoned that was their demise.

I will never be able to wrap my mind around the concept of a Black Republican. Can there be a deeper path to self-loathing than THAT?

How many chances does this guy get? At some point it has to be acknowledged that he’s a sociopath.

So, kind of like the time I was working the line at a busy restaurant and the AC went out, but we had to finish all the orders we were working on before we could bail...but all day long. Nice. Must be terrific for tourism.

This latest poster child for Caucasian entitlement has already monopolized entirely too much of our colective head space. Is the next argument that her sentence needs to be commuted for the sake of the kids she chose to conceive to delay her incarceration? And what of THEM? Does anyone really think that “Billy” is…

Monty Python were right. Since nobody knows what it actually is, you don’t want to be tasked with delivering one.

Method could have been part of the problem. We roasted them whole in foil over a fire, which may not have been the best move. I don’t recall the details very well. It was back in the 1970's...

You prefer the other “new sport” out there? I refer to “cornhole”, which certainly got my attention when I first saw it listed on one of the sports networks. I don’t watch much TV, and my first thought was “what are the Republicans going to say about THIS”? 

Why would Mexico WANT Texas? Anyone, for that matter...

There’s one main difference between cats and dogs. Your cat would not hesitate to kill and eat you if it could.