Just keep digging that hole deeper, moron.

You are a fool.

More from the Party of “small government”, except when it clashes with the jackboots.

Sargassum and this clown...two fine reasons to avoid Florida.

Seditionist PEDOPHILE Gaetz, you mean...

I don’t know...2012 has it’s moments, like Woody Harrelson’s character. What a way to go! The effects are still pretty good, too.

Before you get too smug, consider the fact that they’re dragging us all down with them. They have the Extreme Court under their control, and the gerrymandering and voter suppression are proceeding as planned. Meanwhile, the “Democrats” are trying to convince us all that Joe Biden is the only solution to our problems.…

AWESOME. Now to get myself a train car like Jim and Artemis had on “The Wild, Wild West”...the TV show, not the pathetic film.

Destroying the environment “for fun”. How nice. Some people don’t understand responsibility or SHAME.

Another reason to take the train...or the bus...or stay home. Flying is horrendous for the environment. Take the train. Sure, it takes a little longer, but you spend that time in comfort, not waiting in an airport. There have also been very few train hijackings in this century...or the last.

Sometimes a little splash of lemon juice helps...

Anyone who finds the need to put sugar in tomato sauce is a barbarian, and should be removed from the kitchen before they harm somebody. 

Sure, who needs pron, anyway, when you have magic underwear?

WB-57, the “weather bomber”. Trump can use this to nuke those pesky hurricanes and keep his palace at Mar-a-Lago safe....

Oh, ghee, didn’t we forget something?

Did it come with a coupon for a chiropractor?

They’ve finally figured out a way to get their paws on your money without even involving any overpriced, underpowered hardware. 

Sundown came creepin’...RIP.

I’m not a fan of prosecutors, “former” or not. I would certainly never vote for one for President, regardless of any other characteristic they might possess. Anyone else who has been prosecuted might have the same opinion. Just saying...

At least for the INTERVIEW. As a former Chef, I saw some doozies. No, a “wife-beater” that shows off all of your tattoos is not “business casual”, and you’re unlikely to get that line cook job if you show up with several pounds of metal hanging off of/out of your face. Show up like you’re ready to go to work, not…