Hey everybody, watch Into the Badlands!

Bannon has leprosy, right?

I’m having trouble getting past your hypothesis of “above average talent”

People doing the moral thing that gave them “peace of mind” instead of voting for the person that wasn’t “perfect” is why we have Trump in the White House.

Jill Stein is an idiot.

The kid is 13. We told them that their shit made her uncomfortable. Their response was that we’re raising a godless child and they felt it was their duty to “correct” that. Our daughter didn’t tell us about this stuff for years because she thought we’d get mad at her. Instead, we feel terrible that she had to spend so…

It was a robot. You’re yelling at strangers, about a robot that got hit, while stopped.

The only way to stop a bad kid with a bottle is a good guy with a gun.

Honest to God, it seems like it’s always the old white men who do stupid angry shit like this. They’re the ones who wait until their lane ends—handily ignoring the approximately 36 “Lane Ends” signs—to try to merge in front of you and then get pissed when you don’t let them in.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Nope nope nope. I don’t want any more electronic intrusion and/or spying in my life, thank you very much.

This review is far too long. You told me Jeremy Piven’s in it, so I know to avoid it.

I’m really not a fan of how every single TV show now must be a full mytharc’d series with the end of each episode designed to be seamlessly welded to the beginning of the next, linked by a thousand interwined characters and threads.

Crazier theory: How about people just stop doing things other than driving when they’re supposed to be driving?

Maybe the dog is Japanese.

You missed my point.

Ugh, Harley guys are the worst.

Yes. There isn’t a single day that I don’t hear some ego-fragile dude floor his retro-muscle-car/lifted douche truck in a stupid peacocking effort to show off. Seriously, people react to this shit with the same annoyance as friggin car alarms.

If you can convince your cat to be an indoor cat, please do. Free-range cats are detrimental to native wildlife. Most cats adapt very well to being indoor cats, or mostly-indoor cats. They can do cat things indoors, in an enclosed “catio”, or outside on a leash. The birds will have longer lives and so will the cats.…

This right here. The “lesson,” if you are that kind of insufferable godparent who is always gracing the youth with your smug bullshit, is that despite struggling with a painful disease you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy, she helped an enormous number of people and inspired millions more in her life. Including the…