A sheriff’s deputy would be a good guy with a gun, right?

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Looks nice until I saw the brand. Black and Decker is awful it won’t last long.

Looks nice until I saw the brand. Black and Decker is awful it won’t last long.

I have one too! She’s never tried to stick her tongue up my nose thankfully. Although the dog definitely has many times.  

Here’s Joe Bruin, going for a hike.

It took me a very long time to realize she wasn’t doing a joke “froggy voice” and that was just her voice. Eugh.

If Obama was ever photgraphed with his teenage daughter sitting on his lap shooting “come hither” looks at him the entire planet would have spiraled off its axis in indignant rage. If Hillary Clinton was ever recorded commenting on how “hot” a twelve year old boy was we’d all be deaf right now from the howling it…

QUOTE | “I estimate the basic hardware will cost around $650, so if Microsoft wants any kind of margin at all, Scorpio will have to retail for $700 or more.” - IDC analyst Lewis Ward is bracing for a bit of sticker shock on Project Scorpio.

Looks like a Saab 9000 crossed with a piece of shit.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

I’m tempted based on Breath of the Wild, but not quite tempted enough. I justified the WiiU (as most people did) with a small cohort of games (Splatoon, etc), but that’s not going to cut it this time. The basic Switch is the same cost as I paid for a PS4+GTA5+Unchartered 4.

I mean...yeah. Kids are easy targets too and animals. So if I go out and punch a two-year-old in the face am I going to get a pass, cuz you know, easy target? Excuse me, I’m off to kick some kittens.

I like that the package looks like a Japanese style lunch box.

I have so many great pictures of myself in classic late 90s get-ups. I had it all: Baggy cargo pants with crop tops, layered spaghetti strap tanks, choker necklaces, glitter body gel, chunky shoes, babydoll dresses, pleated plaid mini skirt with combat boots, hair charms, and several key wardrobe pieces made entirely…

If you read the series on Naked Capitalism, you’ll see that Uber’s only real end game is to become a monopoly service. They are subsidizing rides massively to drive all (or most) other competitors out of business. At that point, Uber raises prices to reflect the true costs of operations.

Oh, I should have mentioned, I can’t drink in front of my dad. A) we are driving an hour to the dinner B) He is a judge-y teetotaler C) If I have one drink he will refuse to let me drive and if he drives we will probably die D) he is paying for dinner.

Yup, I’m not taking any chances. We live in a society where a good sized percentage of the population is so weak minded they can’t keep their electronic toy in their pocket/purse while driving. Every red light, stop sign, and pause in traffic they have to play with their toy. And heaven forbid it makes a noise while…

You do know Mega Bloks have stopped being a joke since they got Halo and CoD, right? Their minifigs are amazing. Hell, their classic TMNT minifigs are actually better than most of the full sized figures Playmates does.

You do know Mega Bloks have stopped being a joke since they got Halo and CoD, right? Their minifigs are amazing.…

He definitely wants to get Katy alone in a room with a pocket full of Tic Tacs. I love her reporting on him, you can tell she thinks he’s a lying liar.

As are all her roles. And all her songs. Like, I can’t name a single song she ever sang. I just know she is a person who exists.