You say ‘fake news’ unironically and beat the old appeal to authority logical fallacy hard. Get off the Internet, Donny; I’m sure there is a cabinet meeting you need to attend.

You don’t realize how entitled these people feel. Read that previous story about the White Moose Cafe... just in the comments there was pearl-clutching and well-I-nevering about not immediately giving these “influencers” everything they asked for and kissing their assess.

She can’t drive it, though. You need a very particular set of skills for that.

The two favorite topics for New Yorkers to give forth on are what a horrible, crowded, expensive, foul-smelling cesspool the city is and how is the greatest city in earth and how could anyone bear living anywhere else.

He isn’t the hero of shit. He was a terrible, deeply hated mayor on his way out when the 9/11 attacks happened and he used that to somehow rejuvenate his image. There was a surge of support for NYC and Giuliani exploited it for all it was worth. He didn’t actually do anything for the city.

Reached for comment, the cat lamented, “Oh lord, I’m stuck at Chili’s again.”

Andre Braugher’s deadpan is utter genius.

When a tire explodes at 75+ MPH, it’s not always just a matter of pulling over and replacing the tire. There are severe wrecks associated with these deathtires.

Forget it, Hemo. It’s Floridatown.

So you’re going to fuck over the reliably blue state of MN because our neighbors are idiots? OK, but don’t come crying to us when your coastal “paradise” is under water.

Technically still moving at 30km/sec as it and the rest of the planet orbit the sun. It’s all relative.

Yeah, but Marty had the power of love, which is a curious thing.

It’s not misleading so much as... accurate. The car was an Uber test vehicle driving itself, it did collide with a pedestrian and lead to her death. That’s all accepted as factual by all relevant parties.

I wonder if she thinks men should have to prove they’re single before reading at Hooters. One of the guys leering at the waitress might be married, so she’s deliberately damaging a marriage by serving food in the standard-issue tight top!

One of the reasons I don’t like JRPGs. Sure, you can play them for a hundred hours, but that’s 90 hours of filler: slow transitions, repeated animations, and very..... slowly..... advancing..... text. <press A to continue>

For Mike Huckabee’s friends the Duggars, and other extremely religious “moral majority” types.

If I’m out to eat, I want to relax and enjoy. I don’t want someone to aambush me with a camera and splatter my image on their YouTube channel. If I wanted to be on YouTube I would film my own videos.

Being captured in the background of a photo of a willing subject is one thing, and pretty unavoidable. Having a camera tour the tables when you’re just trying to have a meal, being made the primary subject, another thing and is not cool. Leave me alone at my table.

If you go to a foreign place it is on YOU to prepare by learning the local customs, it’s not the job of the locals to give you an orientation.

No, social rules about respecting the space and privacy of others. It’s pretty easy, but involves not sticking cameras in people’s faces, which is simply unbelievable to some.