Driving the bumper car home is the easy part. It’s the prep work of setting up the electrified ceiling the whole way along the highway that’s really time-consuming.

Agree wholeheartedly, friend. Give me my group of loving, supportive adoptive family who will go to bat for each other against everything the world throws at them. It may not be as “exciting” as constant infighting, but it makes me happy, damn it, and isn’t that what comedy is supposed to do?

I figured it wouldn’t be around long because of the way they changed its schedule and how it would just seem to disappear for months at a time. But I love it! Andre Braugher is amazing and should win an Emmy. And Terry, Boyle, Hitchcock & Scully. Damn it!!!

Just like the scene in the movie...

Raised

“I’ve been triggered by the people I think lesser of”

Isn’t Trump just another example of New York exporting their shit to other states?

I see you Xavier best wordplay for the weekends!

Do I go with a “What a Moran” joke or “It wasn’t me! I’m Inocencio!”?

“Pushing Daisies” too. Literally ahead of its time.

It worked for Marty McFly.

Okay so, apologies to all you JRPG fans out there, but most of the games you love are massive fucking time-sinks that feel horribly paced because of annoying little things like this adding up.

I’ll never understand people’s obsession with how other people dress. “Pull up your pants!” “Real men wear suits!” “I can’t believe she’s wearing yoga pants!” “That person’s pants are too baggy/tight!” “Shorts in this weather?”

Is Bangkok a perpetual wedding? Worry about your own clothes.

I lived in NYC for 13 years, and I’m having trouble figuring out the route from PA to NJ that takes you through NY.

It is just like here in the US, us Northeastern states can deal with a foot or more snow. Yes it is disruptive, it is a major pain, but we can get on and get it cleaned up during and after the storm. Down south, a half of an inch, about 1.27cm is enough to plunge those states into total chaos. They just don’t have the…

That’s not an unpopular opinion, just a stupid one.

Why, as the larger cat, does Garfield not simply eat Nermal?

Because if wore DC costumes they were guaranteed to crash and burn.

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

Who’s the car that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about? (Taft!)
Right on
You see this car Taft is a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)
But I’m talkin’ about Taft (Then we can dig it)
It’s not a complicated car but no one understands it but its mechanic (The Taft!)