Every B&D product I ever bought was a great idea, but didn’t work worth anything. I just steer clear of them now.

Every B&D product I ever bought was a great idea, but didn’t work worth anything. I just steer clear of them now.

I’ve often wondered if there was some Uwe Boll-style tax fraud going on and Sony wanted the Vita to fail. Their whole marketing stance seemed to be “The Vita? Oh, sure, the Vita is a really neat little device and everything, but you don’t want one of those."

The proprietary memory gouging is the only reason I have not purchased a Vita. I really want one, but I just won’t support that kind of bullshit.

When asked for comment, a millennial said that his generation had discovered wine and were drinking it before it was cool. #boozehack #innovate #wining

There is another option: wait.

“I love America and I know we face enormous problems—heck, I caused a lot of ‘em!”

Pillows are a well-known liberal weapon. They’ve sneaked them into almost every home in America to steal our freedoms. That’s why I rest my head on a pile of handguns at night instead of something dangerous like a pillow.

Meet Max and Dizzy (Maximo Catsimo and Dizzibella Catsimo if you’re being formal). Dizzy is the one that steals her brother’s food, but maintains her figure while Max has gone full Shatner. It’s just more fuzzy belly to rub as far as he’s concerned, though.

Warm, soft, and smells like the cat’s favorite person. The only thing that could make it more appealing for a nap is a sunbeam!

Come on, now... Cut the guy some slack. It’s not easy to smirk evilly, offer terrible opinions, and reinterpret the constitution on the fly all while operating the Thomas puppet. Say what you want, but the guy was a hell of a multitasker!

I know everybody is making obvious jokes, but I seriously wonder if you would find any higher rates of sociopathy amongst Mac users. It would be interesting to see a study done.

If heaven is filled with people like her, sign me up for hell!

Same. I don’t have kids, and I haven’t seen Frozen, but if I have to hear that goddamn song one more time I’m going to get stabby.

Our national anthem is not a melodious tune—it was originally a drinking song before the words to Francis Scott Key’s poem were tortuously mapped onto it. So I understand the difficulty in making it sound good.

Not really “sting” charges, more like “blatant lies, slander, and perjury” charges.

He’s just mad because being a giant boob on TV is his shtick.

Read your original post. You refer to the asshole gun-waver in the truck and then cry about someone being sent to jail for exercising their rights. It might help people to get your point if you made it better.

I’d have to respect his flexibility with that one, and I really don’t any reason to respect Ted Cruz at all.

Oh, yikes... OK. You see, sometimes adults really, really like each other and, um, well sometimes they particularly like the way the other looks, and then...

I put money into a Coca-Cola vending machine and the bottle never dropped. I demand to be made the mayor of Atlanta.