I’ve found this totally revolutionary new thing to do when you have a headache.

Do you think the inside of your car is a sovereign nation, or something? Is it OK to aim a laser pointer at a helicopter if you do it through the windshield if your truck? If someone miws down a crowd can they get out of trouble by saying “I was in muh car!”

But think of the poor, cowardly people who are frightened all the time, and need to fondle instruments of death to feel like big though guys. Think of guys with little tiny dicks that have to supplement what little nature gave them with cold steel. In other words, think of just about everyone replying to this post.

So the best American Top Gear host isn’t even on the US version of Top Gear?

“Now if it means cheating, then was Tom Brady doping the footballs?”

The problems affect nearly all consoles in the US, inconveniencing dozens of people.

Velma is a dwarf now?

Exactly. The point of the show was to reassure kids that there were no monsters under the bed. Even if something went bump in the night, there was a reasonable explanation and you should just stay calm.

I think the trick to playing this kind of game with friends is for everyone to start a new character that is only used when playing together.

Exactly. The Vita is a great piece if hardware and several times I’ve thought about picking one up, but then I think of the ridiculous gouging on memory and get really pissed off.

Man, make these the display boxes for random mystery figure toys and I will buy whole cases.

The one that really makes my eyes roll is when someone says women can’t hold whatever position because they’re hormonal. As a guy I can say that testosterone is a helluva ride and is directly responsible for a lot of the stupid things we do.

Bro-rito? It’s a stretch, but I’ll allow it... Objection overruled! But you’re on thin ice here, counsellor fondue.

But won’t anyone think of the poor students of the Bikram Auto Engineering School for Kids What Ain’t So Good at Book Learnin’? How will they learn to gap the plugs on a 150k luxury car?

That’s it exactly: shaky cam is a lazy shortcut to try to make things feel exciting. Quick cuts are often used the same way... Instead of choreographing a decent fight scene, you just splice a bunch of shots of fists, feet, and elbows shot by a cameraman being continually tased.

Wii Sports was a fun bowling game and... some other stuff. The bowling really was fun, though.

You have to remember the unsaid caveat of conservatives: “unless it’s someone close to me.”

I can buy the argument that they’re intimate areas, but that would apply to us guys, too. Lots of guys are into nipple play. And ours don’t even have a functional purpose like women’s do.

I can only imagine the expression of the poor, nice, Canadian official when they found out. “It means WHAT? But that’s vulgar!”

I mostly played Lau and Pai, so I hope they make figs for the full roster!