Except stairs. I’m so tired of being stuck behind some lady mincing slowly down the stairs on her ridiculous stilts.

Hey, now... She’s just trying to raise her daughter the best she can until her daughter finds some nice group of teens to drop pig blood on her at the prom and awaken her latent telekinesis.

That’s the thing: Dominos isn’t great, but it’s better than the other chains. A good neighborhood place is way, way better, but if you’re in a strange town on the lam from justice and don’t know the local places, I can see going with Dominos.

Finally, a dating test I can pass with flying colors!

Perfectly cast? With an actor from the Ben Carson school of somnambulant delivery playing Spidey? Kirsten Dunst playing MJ? James Franco playing anyone?

God, get out of here with your fancy fork bullshit, hipster! There’s no advantage in using a damn miniature pitchfork versus just shoving your face into your place other than trying to look cool!

Maybe she meant more along the lines of warning, rather than asking permission?

Yeah, when I was growing up Peter Parker was Spider-Gwen. Now they have some blonde girl hijacking the name!

Fast and Furious 63: Slow, But Still Pretty Cranky will feature the aged crew in a retirement home, defying physics in their souped-up wheelchairs. Then they’ll tie in the Cocoon reboot to de-age the characters and hand the franchise to new actors.

The way I do it is to buy gifts for the kids like normal, but for adults, only consumable items.

May your noodles be al dente.

Ok, you do you. You don’t have to find it at all odd that you are judging someone for perceived judgementalness if you don’t want to.

Yes, you are. Maybe you should put it on a hat. I wouldn’t argue that you shouldn’t be allowed to, because freedom is for everyone.

Atheists can and do have beliefs. I can’t speak for you, but some of us do. Our beliefs are no lesser than any religion’s, and should be protected. If this woman’s beliefs dictate that she wear a colander on her head, then she should wear a colander on her head without people dumping on her.

You said that her special belief hat is adolescent, which I took to mean you disapprove. Maybe you meant all special belief hats are adolescent?

Atheists face a huge amount of discrimination from religious people. They think we’re less than they are, like we’re missing something. Believe me, we’re not _missing_ anything.

Why is her belief that superstition is silly any worse than religious beliefs?

I have no problem with a woman wielding the hammer or being the god of thunder. I do think that trying to say Thor is a title and not a name is dumb. I don’t care how they try to explain it, it’s a dumb idea.

And if the windshield isn’t the eyes, what is it? A skull window? Should we see a car brain through them?

Carp, schmarp. You can be in the Kotaku fish calendar instead! You may need to cosplay as a video game character, though... How good are you at looking like a 30ft tall mech?