Oh man, do I hate this! I just want a non-meat sandwich with no meat on it. Please can you just put some veggies on some bread without “bonus” ingredients? Arrrrgh!

Clarkson is a bigoted, entitled ass and deserves to get in trouble for it, but the US Top Gear is a fucking train wreck. The hosts combined have less personality than a bowl of bran flakes.

I get irritated by all the gorram Gwent missions cluttering up my quests screen. I’ve done everything else (the fun stuff), so it’s just a wall of Gwent now.

I maintain that Stephen Fry is an alien from planet Affable here to enlighten us misguided humans.

The poor townsman that had to pose for that painting... He must have had to eat all the bran to be able to hold that pose for hours!

I’m an atheist, and I also love Christmas. All the best parts if it were stolen from other faiths anyway, and I figure if the Christians can jam Jesus into the holiday, I can take him right back out.

A long-ago D&D character of mine earned the nickname Harfang the Defenestrator after an argument with a town official in his second-floor office. I won that argument.

DW consistently casts really good actors and then saddles them with the most godawful writing. It isn’t Coleman’s fault Clara sucks—you just can’t polish that crappy writing into a diamond.

I’m a middle-aged guy, but if someone at a party suggested hide-and-seek, or a game of frisbee, or heck, even a game of freeze tag, I’d totally be down. I’m not a fan of Cruise or of $cientology, but there’s nothing wrong with a little play at any age.

So even Jimmy Fallon can’t get through a whole show of Jimmy Fallon without a drink?

That’s a great analogy... Both are supposedly the nicest people IRL, and you want to like them in whatever role they’re playing, but they’re just not very good actors.

Other names considered for the shop were:

Play games. The Wiimote is cool and useful for a lot of things, but it sucks as a controller.

I once woke up laying the opposite way in bed. I hadn’t just turned around, though... the sheets were tucked under the opposite end of the bed from where they had started and the pillows had switched ends. I figure one of three things happened:

I’m predicting the ride won’t be very entertaining, but will be earnestly appreciative that you took the time to stop by.

I’m sure they believe god gave them the right to traffic stolen cultural artifacts, and these sinful “import laws” are abridging their religious freedumbs. Time to get SCOTUS involved!

I wonder if there’s some tax break for horrible product failures in Japan or something, because it really seems like Sony has been trying hard to make the Vita fail.

“According to a recent study, vegetarians have confessed to eating meat after a night of drinking”

The Mario voice is horrible. It sets my teeth on edge like nails on a chalkboard, and it’s so damn lazy. “Itzza me, annoying Italian stereotype-a man!”

I think the real takeaway here is that all ethnic groups need to intermarry as much possible to create a glorious race of Lou Diamond Phillipses to lead us into the future.