It’s an easy mistake to make... those processed “cheese” slices are hard to tell from plastic in the first place.

I can just see Jeb smiling after that conference until someone broke him the bad news.

I plan my IKEA trips like a military campaign. I put together a list with aisle and bin numbers for each item and try to infiltrate, execute, and exfil in the most efficient manner possible.

Oh, man... There will be so many heads exploding it’ll be like a reboot of Scanners!

Soul Cycle: if you just can’t find time for a workout and a creepy cult, have we got the program for you!

While the original Superman film wasn’t really... good, I have to say that Reeve was perfect in the role. He had the look and he even changed his posture and demeanour convincingly between Clark and Supes.

N++#reload?

I always thought “overpaid sissyball” would be good, but then realized that covers most pro sports.

It’s not so much a label as it is a paean.

Holy crap, Nordstrom has a Silent Hill line now? That’s terrify-rific!

My advice on eating while gaming: don’t. Just don’t do it. Eat, then play a game. If you get hungry while gaming, take a break and eat. You can’t do justice to either activity if you’re trying to multitask.

Maybe there’s a dance move called the Honky over there? It would consist of kind of shuffling your feet while awkwardly waving your arms, all out of time with the beat.

I think this one gets my vote, too. Really awesome version of Grundy.

So take a shot with the water. You’d need to pound a case of MHL to get the same effect, and why would you hate yourself that much?

NASCAR is a high speed traffic jam in a large roundabout for 2 hours. Drunk people watch.

I vote for DGAF Sack. Because anyone that wears one clearly doesn’t care/has given up.

Hands-free phone use may be legal, but it shouldn’t be. Studies have shown drivers are still greatly distracted.

And driving while on the phone, hold our not, is a winner move.

Good hosts are important. The guys on Top Gear UK are terrible people, but entertaining. Compare them to the TGUS crowd, who have the personality of wet cardboard, NY cardboard (perhaps a discarded pizza box), and bearded cardboard.

His super power is that he’s always ready for a nap!