"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

If this article about Monday Night Countdown just consisted of your line "painfully ill-equipped to speak intelligently" it would win a Pulitzer.

MJ wouldn't have tried to regrow his hair.

Just another issue with Redskins and their abuse of alcohol

I thought the date at the bottom was bottling date?

You wish you had that guy's swagger, Burneko.

[Samer catches train to Washington DC]

go cubs go has got to be one of the dumbest 'victory' or 'celebration' songs that exists. Only the cubs would play a song with incorrect tenses to celebrate a victory. Whaddya say the cubs are gonna win today, yes we know you already won the game......they should probably start playing it before the game not after

They get to sing it anytime they want. It's actually a song meant for before the game starts (or at least before it ends):

As a Cubs fan, I have to say I agree with the guy in red about "Go Cubs Go."

Sure instead of having conversation lets just insult people we don't share opinioms with.

I feel like the guy in the dumb hardhat thing and the Dockett jersey is just trying to help the aforementioned poor bastard in the blue shirt. He attempts to break the brawler's grip on his throat, and then punches him when that doesn't work. But the cameraman calls him out like he's part of the fight.

I do hope fortune smiles well on the guy in the Dockett jersey at 0:43, trying to defend said poor bastard in the blue shirt who was being choked.

Wow, how blunt of her.

Just because the QB was not looking doesn't make it a bad hit. The guy hit him in the chest on what he thought was a contiuation of play b an interception. Big deal

Clean play. At the time of the hit, it was an INT. Foles is allowed to be blocked. He needs to keep his head up.

"But of course ESPN is under no obligation to tell the story Marshall wants told."

"I also understand after meeting with a psychologist that there are other alternative ways of disciplining a child that may be more appropriate."

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

Quite a role model for her kid.