I love that every excuse the NFL makes is immediately refuted by three different sources. I also love that for all of this stupidity, its incredibly unlikely that anybody of real significance loses their job.

your nearest warehouse-cum-gym.

Yeah, it's like that, and then the Coca-Cola PR firm putting out a press release saying "We were under attack by malicious copyright infringers, but crushed them under the weight of our awesome trademark power." That's opposed to what Coca-Cola, or any mature corporation would actually put out, which would be nothing.…

Are you saying this ruling isn't justified, Jon? I'm going to struggle to take you seriously if you have anything bad to say about the Italian justice system.

This is why Jason Whitlock is an asshole for wanting the media to stop showing the video.

That you believe any of your second paragraph is laughable.

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The NFL has a domestic violence problem because they have not addressed it as part of a code of conduct.

You're kind of ignoring the point. Or missing it. It's not a problem because there are so many more abusers, statistically, than in the general population. It's a problem because the NFL has the power to punish those abusers, and has often chosen not to exercise that power. That is the NFL's violence against women…

ESPN doesn't think it has a Stephan A. Smith problem.

It's possible—and this is just conjecture—that someone in the Gawker offices is scouring Florida news sites looking for these kinds of stories.

Yes, I know it's true that you don't have to look too hard for them.

Actually, Ovechkin has always seemed like a pacifist to me. Watching him play defense is all the proof that's needed.

To be fair, he CAN punt a football pretty far. Not quite far enough, but really goddamn far nonetheless.

To be fair, all three contestants complete the game every time. I don't remember the last time some fulbright scholar had to bow out due to injury or mouth breathing.

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How far can you kick a dead horse?

I can see why you'd be partial to Greg, Chris. Neither of you can finish a 40 yard dash.

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."