Driving on painkillers seems to carry a stiffer penalty than beating your fiance on tape and dragging her by the hair.

Oh, so the Times, they are a-changin'?

I can't imagine this is a problem for Jason Whitlock, he wants all the scoops for himself.

This article is so stupid that I'm going to close my browser and get back to work.

I'm wearing shorts right now.

"Deeeeah Mr. Trestman,

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

"...only Quebec City can concretely offer an NHL-caliber arena."

Gawkce. Beyonspin. Enough already with Wiggles McJiggles, her music blows. Jeez, if she blew a fart this site would cover her fluttering anus 24/7 for two months. Fucking ponderous, man.

The contrast between the two singers shows us how much difference high-end gear can make. In this case, the Beyta 87 is obviously better than the SMDH-58.

This is hilarious. Not because it is necessarily bad singing, but the words are just so randomly stupid.

...skeptics protested that "you could do that with any performer and it would sound just as bad."

Like Eminem?

The game was in Los Angeles.....

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

This is promising. What scares me is how almost half of his at bats are strikeouts.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Big deal. Let's see him get a sofa into the hatch of a Ford Fiesta.