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A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.

Interview Johnny Morris

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Jokes about death are OK on Deadspin. Rape jokes are a no-go, however. Get with the program.

love how the Marlins are #28 on that list. their fans couldn't give a shit either way

Sorry, I wasn't making a inference. The tax is about 15% regardless the gratuity. I would find it strange for a restaurant to not include a gratuity on the entire bill. It's not only bad business sense, but if you have patrons who can afford to spend ~$50(f)K on alcohol, you have patrons who can afford to tip ~17-19%

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

I don't know, ask Chris Bosh

Dude blatantly flops. Penalty given. Game effectively over.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

It's J-Lo I think

Luck is really just a word for causal determinism on a level too micro for us to measure. A puck bounces a certain way or a player loses an edge in a crucial moment because of high-level collision physics, not because of true randomness.

Goalies do that to create friction for themselves, not the pucks, so they aren't sliding around the crease on the fresh "wet" ice after it's been resurfaced.

Luck may be hockey's bullshit dump, but this guy is most definitely hockey's bullshit hump

Why even have more than two teams in the NBA? Just have the East vs. West All Star teams play each other 82 times.

Carmelo is a giant piece of shit and a team cancer. I'd love to see him destroy the Heat. He's essentially Kobe without the winning or statutory rape ambitions.

Not again.

They already have The Big Four

Dear NBA superstars: you are global icons capable of selling billions of dollars of merchandise, TV rights and tickets for the NBA. The fact that any of you would ever have to take a paycut is a pretty good sign you're getting screwed.