Joke missed.

For Nevada, it's not even the locals who drink the most. Its the tourist.

Yeah, the surprising difference between Coburn and those horndog politicians is that the losers in political scandals are rarely hung like horses.

Oh come on. She wasn't saying learn to protect yourself at the expense of everything else. Also, I don't think they are mutually exclusive: college men should learn not to rape, AND women should be able to protect themselves. Rape isn't the only crime out there, you know. Cut her some slack—she had like 2 minutes to…

"Would it hurt if we all become black belts to defend against possible violent threats? No. But why should we have to?" Because we are living in the real world where "teaching men not to rape" sounds good, but is in reality just BULLSHIT!

Its like I stumbled on to ESPN.com today.

I thought reptiles were cold blooded and didn't sweat?

LeBron left the game later than most Heat fans, so you gotta give him that.

"What does LeBron want to do?"

on the 70th anniversary of D-Day, I think it's fitting that we are hearing from the Sand In The Vagina Generation about the air conditioning last night.

The place had "AT&T" written on it- just be glad it worked in the first place.

In the scoreboard operator's defense, if the Cubs are playing the Mets, he's kind of redundant.

No. Let's never say that.

Point understood, but I will never be glad to hear Kenny Albert call a hockey game. These guys are the fucking worst. Seriously, the viewers would be better served by dead silence than by these bozos.

Three propane tanks is probably only enough to get him through his fifth feeding of the day.

"Sometimes it feels like life texts you a blurry photo of your stubby, flaccid penis. The failure is not getting it up." - Brett Favre.

RT @Patriots Odin Lloyd deeply regrets his involvement in the Aaron Hernandez incident.

This is a tough break, but I'm sure he'll Landon his feet.