Any study classifying any Tyler Perry movie as "underrated" is discrediting itself. That guy sucks.

He's obviously lying. No one doesn't need butter.

I know Griffin is insanely popular but I just don't get it. He's seems like an emotional little douchebag.

Asked if she thought she won the fight, the little girl replied: "Definitely. In spades."

I think PE said it best: Don't believe the tripe.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

No excuse. Legendary Stanford quarterback John Elway never got free meals from his school either, but you didn't see him going out and stealing apples, or bales of hay.

That's actually Magic Johnson's son, I believe.

Yeah, I didn't see these math problems as out of line. In fact I did similar problems at that age and that was 25 years ago. It seemed fairly obvious to me what they were trying to get the kids to understand. Maybe the problem is that a lot of parents have terrible basic math skills?

It's nice that someone hates me for the right reasons. Appreciate it.

Deadspin: We (used to) got jokes.

only fucking idiots flip more than once. you get it good and hot, char one side, flip, put the cover on, then remove the cover and finish charring the other side. it's not rocket science.

Was he choking her in the shallow water before she got too deep? Because that's totally cool if you know what I mean. Doo'yah?

So, look at Young Jim Cantore. He's got hair, a smaller head, smaller arms, all about the weather. It makes you think of Barry Bonds. Bigger head, bigger arms, played for the love of the game.

...because he was beaten nearly to death in the parking lot?

Dude. I really don't have a problem with what these kids did. But there are plenty of regular people with jobs who are able to run a BQ. If you can't run a BQ....RUN ONE OF THE OTHER THOUSAND FUCKING MARATHONS THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO RUN WITHOUT A QUALIFYING TIME.

"People cheated. Lots of people do it. But no one got hurt, so it's OK."

Punishment is banning from future races.

I've always said that the best joke is the one that makes yourself sound like a total moron.