How about basing it another cat? The VW Oosalot — it keeps their stupid alternative spelling system AND explains it'll be Out Of Service a lot.

And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold is a level-headed person who thinks in logical terms.

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

ATTENTION ALL HAWKS AND BLUES FANS:

Hmm...the Hawks are down 2 games and a Red Wings fan is telling me that my team is going home. Gee. This isn't familiar. Not at all. LOL.
How'd that work out for you last time???
#signHawksFan

Woah woah woah.. Three PLAYOFF games for a first time offender (in nine NHL seasons) is not coming "down fairly easy". I think it's very fair actually especially given the fact that the Blackhawks now have to turn around an 0-2 deficit without one of their best and most reliable players.

The issue will be what happens when the league gets some tape on him. Right now he is new, but that can wear off quickly. It also helps that he has been facing the Cubs (who are the Cubs), the Blue Jays (who suck), and the Orioles (who never met a pitch they wouldn't swing at).

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.