How about getting a young FBI agent with blonde hair and a nice smile to go undercover to infiltrate the local scene of outlaw drivers? Maybe he gets a job at a parts store that sells NOS cylinders and intakes?

So is there video of the actual break-in? I’m not clicking on the two dozen links the the article that likely do not point to anything other than other Jalop stories to try to find it.

Jesus Christ, no. For the love of God and Satan in their gay furry orgy outfits, fuck no. Maybe they mistyped and added one too many nines in front of this thing.

That ad has more red flags than a Chinese military parade.

I would make a little bit of an argument because Dinan did them, but on the whole you are correct.

Nope, the aftermarket detracts, I don’t care who did the work.

I will still miss them.

Thank you for all you’ve done. 

#COTD

Oof. An Alfa in Philly? The visible rust is just the tip of the iceberg. My money says he got the wheels off and restored, but never looked underneath the car until they put them back on. That was when they said “Nope. Time for another sucker.”

Parts car only. I would almost guarantee there is terminal rust in the shock towers in the front. 

Elmore Mush is that guy who sold oregano to jr.high kods

Standard equipment, baby!

Love it.  Especially that green interior, bring back fun interior colors!  But I feel the value maxes out around $10k.

Okay, now we really need to send an A-10 to Ukraine just to see how the Cybertruck holds up to a GAU-8 firing DPU rounds at it, for science of course.

“On the downside...” is the whole fucking thing.

By my figuring, $17,500 is about 115 nights at a Hampton Inn, after which you’d still have your wife, the respect of your neighbors, and your sanity. ND.

I’m 1000% convinced that the person who wrote that post is a Corvette owner. 

I marginally like the original fascia more than this one, but still don’t hate it.

Yeah the original was never pretty. This is better, but is it...good? Unsure.