“Insecure”?

KBB says $9K - $13K for private party, so this price is absurd. At this point it’s just an old Caddy that will wreck you with repair bills.

Not even with one less zero. ND

Does it come with a Red Barchetta?

“Too early to jump to conclusions” and then immediately jumps to one helluva conclusion....

“thick ASCMcLaren plaque in plain block text bolted crookedly to the engine cover is kind of cringe”

It’s both malaise-y and a NP. 

Who says the Malaise Era ended in the 80's? This thing is as malaise as it gets.

And it will actually make things rust. I learned that the hard way years ago with a truck full of tools I wanted to “protect”. 

A similar fun little toy for 1/3rd the price, and it might not even get you killed.

Full time deadbeat father

For a guy who is the CEO of at least 5 different companies, he sure does have a LOT of spare time. 

My point stands

Pro Tip: If you’ve never heard of the tire brand, don’t buy them. Better yet, just avoid Chinese tires altogether. 

“But they can learn everything they need to in Sunday School!”

Batteries are heavy. Film at 11.

I really should have included the “/s” on my comment

And they’re bulletproof! 

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m starting to think that this Elon guy isn’t such a good dude.

For some reason the Craigslist link takes me to a 1956 Pontiac Chieftain