bunkythemelon
BunkyTheMelon
bunkythemelon

We are on our second Travel Trailer, Paid cash for both and bought both used.

Musk fired the product testing department.

Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary, right?

On the other hand, I’ve been told that a Tesla’s screen can be operated with one’s nose, so fingers are more of a luxury than a necessity for your average Cybertruck owner (what I’m saying is that Elon Mush thought of everything!).

VW = ND. Always. Fool me once, that’s all ya get. 

Keep your fucking $3k sound system, and I’m much more interested at $1900.

Well done.

I’m honestly having trouble coming up with a worse one and I literally write for a living

Here’s what I recently figured out with Malaise-era Cadillacs. You’re usually better off with the Buick or Olds counterpart. If this was a Reatta I’d jump on it. It’s still NP though. If I had a garage this would be something fun to mess with for awhile and spruce up then sell it to the next guy.

Only GM could give a car body made by the design house that penned the most distinctive Ferraris in history and still have it come out looking like a lightly-massaged Cavalier.

Chrysler needed to start with a better car.  Unfortunately, it had no better cars.

At the time I had a 1966 Barracuda with a 340 and a 4 speed.  With a good launch I could hit a 13.9.  That felt like warp 9.

An 85 Lamborghini went from 0-60 in 5 seconds and a 1/4 mile in 13.5 seconds. It’s pretty crazy how powerful regular street cars have become.

Sure, bud. It’s the Porsche owners who have fragile egos. Not the vapid man-baby who buys entire companies on a whim (only to burn billions by failing by every conceivable metric) and his bootlicking fans.

As a child of the 80s, when a quick stock street car did the 1/4 in 13s, I am absolutely flabbergasted that the SLOWEST 911 will happily run 12s all day long.

Who cares? Very clearly Tesla cared since they invented the story ...

“Our simulations showed the full 1/4 mi race would be close but with the same net result, so no need to risk it.”

Diesel with a manual.  I’ve seen much higher mileage ones sell for more.

That was dude who had the CyberTruck in Nantucket.

He genuinely doesn’t seem like a bad person or anything - it just sounds like he thought it looked neat so he bought one. I disagree with him, but I feel for him a little bit. Having people fuck with your car is always gross and awful.