Or people could actually take the extra 2 seconds and stop.

More roundabouts. We need more roundabouts.

True. This list is incomplete w/o a Lancia Stratos, Audi Quattro (or almost anything else from Group-B), Mazda 787b, Porsche 959 Dakar, Jaguar Xjr-9 Silk Cut, or Lotus 25.

The Jalopnik commentariat seems to be comprised of 85% casuals who only know about cars they’ve seen on Top Gear or Donut Media. 

Good thing Elmo fired all of the people who actually work on promoting/selling those cars!

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST EXPECT THE CAR TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU IT’S ABOUT THE PURITY OF THEEXPERIENCE!!!!!

... carrying their Jewish space lasers....

“Engineers Plan To Blow Up The Baltimore Bridge”

Controlled? Come on. This is the Francis Scott Key bridge. There should at least be rockets and bombs bursting in air. 

There is the nice price, the decent price, and then there’s the I’m-really-proud-of-this-car price. And Kelly Blue Book good price range is way below what this seller is asking:

Sometime just to crack a joke, but not to ask a question about the content before seeing if my question is answered by the content itself.

please, please let this comment be sarcasm!

Hellooooooooooooooo.  It’s still a Snout Car.

All that amazing engineering, all that R&D, all that heritage, all wrapped up in a skin that is still so fucking ugly I wouldn’t even consider it.

Security theater performed by minimum wage level workers gets you this kind of inconsistency.

I bet it can crash one.

they need to make a robot with a stick to replace the guy in the video who pushs the batteries down the tray ... or make it so they roll down. 

That robot looks like it’s staging a work slowdown to protest management policies...