Yes yes

You can smear anything on your face if you’re brave enough.

Careful there, Wasabi Buttplug.......

Buy this car and it could be move-over-peasant-I-have-an-A6-in-the-shop

I do, but not this overpriced Huckberry bullshit they keep spamming us with every day. 

I do, but not this overpriced Huckberry bullshit they keep spamming us with every day. 

Sure! Whatchya wanna know? 

That’s why it’s only two grand. Mine was a rotted out carcass with no functioning anything inside or out, and was $600 in ‘97. 

Fun fact: If you google “peached sailcloth”, this is the only thing that comes up. Perhaps it’s UNfamous, not INfamous. 

Fun fact: If you google “peached sailcloth”, this is the only thing that comes up. Perhaps it’s UNfamous, not…

Yessir! It’s a hoot to drive, manual steering, drum brakes and all. The front drums are going eventually, though.

They’re literally the same thing!

It is! The stock 260 is in a pile in his basement. It’s got a K-code+Toploader in it instead. Much better, lol.

NP because Falcon. Here’s mine, handed down by my Dad recently.

Exactly! Why have a $225 version of what’s already there? Being connected to the internet just makes it easier (or definitely will eventually). If someone wants in badly enough, they’re getting in. If they can hack these (and they will), they’re just getting in much easier.

Luddites weren’t against technology. They were against the technology taking their jobs. So, since I’m not a door lock by trade, it’s a bad take.

You might wanna look up the Luddites. Your “insult” doesn’t mean what you think it means. 

I just don’t get why anyone would want something as simple as a doorknob connected to the internet, where it will inevitably be hacked. 

It’s an IoT device. Have fun with the break-ins.

Just what I need. A deadbolt that takes batteries. How hard are keys to use? 

Ah, so they repurpose them for form over function? Just what I want in a bike! /s

You bought an old 80's road bike, when what you needed was an early 90's mountain bike.