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bunkie dammit
bunkie2020

If you’re not guilty, why are you hiring private investigators to show up to a reporter’s parents house? I dont have any moral outrage against manning for taking hgh, but goddamn if you're gonna sit on your high horse and claim its a conspiracy, don't be intimidating witnesses

I assume the world is now beating a path to the Museum of Rural English Life’s door?

“There appears to be a dead mouse in this mousetrap which is not described as being there on the database.”

I need a couple of these. Since it’s gotten colder, it’s like I’ve got mice squatters I can’t get rid of. I tried those glue traps, but my goofy Chihuahua got one stuck to her butt, which was hysterical...until I had to spend 30 minutes detaching it from said butt.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?