bunkie2020
bunkie dammit
bunkie2020

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

And all I could think of was the Curse of the Black Spot episode of Doctor Who. :\

Also, having worked with number of "brainiacs" (read: MIT grads and equivalent) - most have been quite odd. Back in college, some of the worst teachers I ever had were products of Caltech or MIT. At best, they treated students with contempt and an unhealthy dose of douchebaggery. Could not explain subject matter to

I think this guy is full of crap