Not having an armrest sucks.  I’ve driven way too many work trucks like this and it truly blows.  Bench seats aren’t even an excuse.  My ‘89 f-150 had an armrest that folded out of the bench.

Like Torch said, there is a lot more going on when towing than most people know about. I would imagine that outside of people who do it for a living, most people towing don’t have very much experience pulling a trailer. I don’t have to look up the specs to tell you that the trailer and GT86 exceed that Caddy’s towing…

White is the best color on almost any car IMO. Apparently a lot of people in suburban Chicagoland share that opinion too, because statistically, we hold higher gross on white cars than other colors where I work.

I hate silver cars and ended up with one.  It is the first vehicle I’ve ever owned that isn’t instantly recognizable by local police.  I have noticed that people more frequently don’t see me at 4 way stops, likely because the car is so boring looking, that it’s as if it’s not there at all.  What I do like about silver…

I want to like dodge’s purple, but all I can see is the black void between all of the panels. They design such good looking vehicles and then totally shit the bed when it comes time to assemble them.

Keep the car and trade in your family. I am laughing at all the shit my folks might have said if I or my brothers had ever had anything to say about what kind of car they were driving us around in.  As a parent, you already have to feed, house, clothe, and educate the little ingrates.  You’re a fool if you put up with…

Oh great, another article telling me what I need and don’t need in a car. This one isn’t even funny either! You take features that have been, more or less, standard for years and label them as frivolous, but you include automatic braking and a back up cam on what you have to have in a vehicle? Great.

What’s funny is I get a lot of older customers switching to cruzes or malibus to replace their Buicks because the new ones “aren’t my buick.” It seems like in their effort to expand the brand’s appeal to a younger demographic, GM is alienating the only demographic that will buy a buick. Personally, I’ve always liked…

yeah, like buying a shovel and renting a dump truck to transport the car

Tell me you bought that one that burned down that was on here a couple weeks ago!

exactly this. And what are they going to do when the driver isn’t paying attention? Disengage the system? Of course not. It’s just going to beep louder. People are too fucking dumb, selfish, ignorant, or whatever for this technology.

Thanks for bringing up the motorcycles! I stopped riding about 5 years ago for several reasons, the primary one being too many close calls with drivers on their phones. Now with all of these automated systems, and how many stories I’ve heard from owners and the news about people not paying attention while these…

I’m guessing the guy with the big mouth was a friend or supervisor/co-worker of the person operating that skid loader, on account of this even getting this far. If it were your run of the mill customer:

Bobcat is a brand name like Kleenex, and judging by the color, it’s probably a Case. I’d still take bobcat over forklift, though. Hell, even with a fork attachment, it would still be a skid loader (or skid steer if you fancy.) Not trying to be a pedant, but I figured the man who recently wrote an article informing us…

Hmm... would it be leaves or leafs? I can see it going either way. Obviously, leaves the the plural form of leaf, but in the Nissan’s case, its a proper noun...

Probably arguing in the comments of the morning shift

Yeah, I was definitely feeling a bit assholey when I responded, and I see how that wasn’t as funny as it sounded when I wrote it

wow... that’s a hell of an article to drop on us immediately after your anti truck rant this morning.

No one is forcing anyone to buy new either. Got a $15k budget and want a truck? I’ve got good news! As long as you have a working digit left on them dick beaters, you can use it to punch “craigslist.org” (or the URL for a variety of other online shopping tools) into your web browser of choice, and I promise you will…

No one is forcing anyone to drive a compact that is too small to see around a pick up either. And for every brodozer I see parked over the lines, I see two sedans doing the same. You don’t have to be in a pick up to be too busy sending dick pics to your side piece to stay in your lane either. Jagoffs gonna be jagoffs…