Bet that...Ticktum off.

According to building permit applications, GM could never get approval to build a new plant on the site because of all the shifting soil.

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

Hilarious and brilliant!  But no RICE?

Guess they need to debug their AI.

It seems to be missing the thrusty bits... And I don’t mean Elvis’ hips.

Maybe GM can double down on helping me fix all the defects with my lemon Impala. What’s that? I can go fuck myself? Oh okay.

Same here.

Rumor is GM has offered a Corvette loaner.

That looks so well timed that the possibility it was an inside job occurred to me.

if you don’t want to drive, take public transportation

FORD (Failed On Rock Delivery)

I’m a big fan of Mazda, I have bought several and have encouraged several others successfully to purchase them. So I hope that Mazda (and Toyota, about whom I have respect for as to its overall quality and some of its models) can see that this is an opportunity to do the right thing and get some good publicity, rather…

This unbalances the scales of good taste. And in any case, that’s too fishy to be kosher. Unless you’re just making the joke for the halibut? But seriously, this sort of pun cuts down to my sole, and leaves me floundering. But i think i should stop, because i’m probably just puffering up your ego at this point, and i…

You cod to be kidding me.

Just leaf it alone.

You NP’ers are seven shots of tequila in, the bar is dimly lit, and you’re eyeing a very bad decision that you’ll regret in the morning, as you head to the clinic. And learn why she was wearing that choker.

Call me the dissenter. $5000 in green to seller. $4000 in green to Porsche specialist who finds all the safety items which have been forgotten and are necessary to be repaired for drivability.

It was a grand time! The Courvoisier and Remy selections were wonderful as usual, but there was a new spirit from Frapin there that just completely stole the show. Several of us got together afterward for some sporting clays and the view from Stinchcombe Hill towards North Nibley was simply breathtaking.

Despite my reservations about buying anything from a dumb-azz with an NRA sticker on the back window — because those people are always assholes — the result of his work is pretty damn decent, so I’ll give him a pass.