now imagine in the conservative dream scenario where the armed teacher now would have to make the decision to shoot a 6 year old student

He’s not sorry.  He just wants to be re-elected.

To be fair, it’s Idaho, where losing your virginity to livestock is seen as a rite of passage

Comparing human women to the cattle that we use and abuse for to exploit their biological reproductive functions for our own gain is probably the most honest thing a Republican has said about abortion in decades.

I continue to be flabbergasted that 60 million women did not vote out every Republican for the next two decades. What is going on?

I think they call it France... a country so strict they actually have laws to punish companies trying to push beyond.

Yeah, that’s more reasonable. I think studies determined that for each hour over 8 hours you work, you start to lose productivity.

I know several people who have quit UPS, citing a toxic work environment.

Remember when the USPS had similar problems back in the eighties and nineties? When we coined the term “going postal”? Yeah, maybe we should learn from history instead of continuing down this path to end up repeating it, just for once.

“a professional hair stylist, who told her”

“How much dead white lady mileage can they get...”?

In this country, dead white ladies have unlimited mileage. There is never not a time that a dead white lady can’t be used in bad faith. Except when (almost certainly) a man is more important in the equation.

I am so glad I don’t have TV, because I literally have no clue who Laci Peterson is/was. And no, I don’t need anyone to fill me in.

Like the cop who handed a naked, drugged, underage boy with a hole in his head back to Jeffrey Dahmer? A cop who not only got his job back, but later became president of the Milwaukee Police Association?

As bad as things are in my hometown, Stockton CA, our police, working on tips from the community, just caught our recent serial killer (five in town and one in Oakland). 

It’s extremely frustrating that serial predators are built up as some sort of unknowable deviant masterminds we can’t possibly crack when the reality is just: police really, really, really, really, really, really, really suck at their jobs. 

This I think really more than anything underscores that horror and fear are such personal and idiosyncratic experiences. There’s gonna be tons of comments saying something like “sure _____ was scary. But _____ being on this list? That wasn’t scary at all!” And honestly, that’s because we’ve all got our own fears and…

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My “cure” is being genetically resistant to hangovers - I’m assuming it’s genetic, that is. Basically, no matter how much I consume, what type of alcohol, how long I’ve been drinking, or whether or not I vomit from drinking (which, to be honest, hasn’t happened in so long that I can’t remember), I will not get a…

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