In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

Knock knock.

nah

Kaplan has a dagger of a line in that piece about how Keenum might be the most successful NFL QB to come from an Air Raid-influenced offense.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This is infinitely worse than some drunken slob thinking they’re being funny.

Geez, Tyler Collins is getting pretty desperate to show that he can play center field without giving the crowd the finger.

Dodged a bullet there.

a recent break-up to learn that the most annoying aspect about me

Ben Simmons better upload video of him smoking out of a gas mask if he wants to get paid.

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

Have a pet. Or don’t. I don’t care, just don’t let it shit in my yard. - An Adequate Man

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

I hate their youth.

To be fair, I think Berman is used to saying, “This has never happened before. I swear.”

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?