For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I live in a historic neighborhood. My neighborhood was built 200 years after this one. “Historic” is not even the word for this. These houses are older than the United States of America itself, and you should be suspicious of anybody who owns one.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Because it isn’t made of loose granola?

I want to make clear that the staff does not unanimously support the assertion here that the pastry that raccoon is eating is a donut.

It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.

“NEEEEIIIIGGGGHHHHHH”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

[Gerald Green’s house]

I’ve got a confession to make. I read the articles.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

I will always take the opportunity to use a photo of Eli in a helmet.

This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.

If “fourth-degree throwing of bodily fluids,” is spit, I don’t want to know what first degree is.

Tara is great! I hired her! I assigned that one to her today and asked her to draw a lady with a toilet on her head. Her work is consistently fantastic.

This is an accurate description of the process.

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....