Calgary player two-minutes to the penalty box for not giving pats.

or you can be like New York City, where any sports title is immediately forgotten because we’ve already moved on to talking about new restaurants. 

/dies

Trung Candidate was neat.

I lost my goddamn shit at

Look at this little YouTube turd burglar:

Charles Woodson INT vs Michigan State. I was 8.(first clear definitive memory)

i appreciate you and this comment

We had to meet up and go through an apartment we shared like a couple months after the fact. It was weird, she just came out and said it.

Refreshing read and good for you. I’m down from 305 to 205 for 5 years now.

Counterpoint: Peter Gammons for best tweet

/sees video of Golden Retrievers

Nikoloz Tskitishvili

How dare you assume I have children. It’s 2016, man!

Damn dude. You just made America Sad Again

Nice headline

(Do we really say sick and shit that much)

I’m loving this.

Bravo on finding the most thirstworthy multimedia main photo

/silence