everything changes

You ride my ass while I’m trying to let people merge onto the highway, I’m going to brake-check the fuck out of you.

This dunk legitimately stopped the game. Like, there’s not a foul there but everything stopped. Never seen opponents or refs so taken off their feet like that.

“good-time Gronkowski”

So,

We are all Teri

“But again, he’s Canadian, so there’s a chance this might just be dry sarcasm overlaid upon genuinely intense bitterness.”

Mike Tolbert is my Rugby wet dream

This makes me think of gushers. I like gushers.

Bloody Mary Mix. Easy Heinz 56

“A colossal tease”

“Kyle Wagner’s math website “

That ball fake snapped Okafor’s head like a Bostonian’s jab.

The artists and illustrators are so damn good.

Pretty fucking prophetic

That plain TV screen in the background slays me.

I'll stick with Krapsnaps

God. What I would give to have the money to land a helicopter in the middle of a youth soccer game, ruining their night and cancelling the game.

+1 sticky space bar